I am trying to see things in perspective. My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. My dog does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in, she eventually gives up and lays in the corner, under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dog’s. When I want something with my whole being, and the universe withholds it from me, I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl. She thinks this is what she wants, but she does not understand how it will hurt.
- THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird  (via lovequotesrus)

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And once the storm is over, you won’t remember how you made it through, how you managed to survive. You won’t even be sure, whether the storm is really over. But one thing is certain. When you come out of the storm, you won’t be the same person who walked in. That’s what this storm’s all about.
- Haruki Murakami (via ramengirl48)

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i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila

(via asian)

A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.
- Irish proverb  (via paradiche)

(via palmist)

I need a nap and an orgasm.
- An Ancient Proverb, probably  (via sexual-feelings)

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Your absence fucks me up harder than your presence ever could
- (via excitired)

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